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Share your best quotes from your favorite sitcoms!
Funny stuff is preferred (cause it's funnier), but anything goes, really.
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
Edited by Vuzman on 26-08-2009 21:20 |
 
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| Vuzman | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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Chandler: You're turning into a woman!!
Joey: No I'm not , why would you say that? That's just mean.
Chandler: Did I upset you? What did I say?
Joey: It's not what you said, it's just the way you said it... Oh my God! I'm turning into a woman!
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Vuzman | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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Or you can find it on youtube:
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Grizlas | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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Mia: Frank, har du sat..strøm til gyngen?..
Frank: Nej
Mia:....
Frank: Hvorfor, er der blevet fundet strøm derude?
Klovn.
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You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing? |
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| Norlander | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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Oompa Loompa's of science
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith |
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| Norlander | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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The Problem with Teleportation:
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith |
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Spock's Conception
How come everybody's private parts are the same. No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk "Hey get your thing out of my nose".
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith |
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It's Moo!
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith |
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| Norlander | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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One of my and grizlas'es favorite quotes (from episode 5x10 of friends), which I couldn't find online:
Joey: Why you doing this?
Ross: Because I'm bored out of my mind, I've already been to the bank, the post office and the dry cleaners.
Joey: Dude you just described seven days worth of stuff, you gotta spread it out, haven't you ever been unemployed?
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith |
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| Jogvanth | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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Can't find it online in video form.
"I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement and a native american water vessel without any means of propulsion"
-Sheldon Cooper - The Big Bang Theory
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing' |
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| Spiff | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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Niles, smoking a cigar and playing the piano: This is really what men do, isn't it, Dad?
Martin: Yeah - this and some things outdoors, but we'll just stick to this for now.
FRASIER
Frasier: The man talks endlessly on subjects that are of no interest to anyone but him.
Niles: Gee. I can't imagine what that's like.
Don´t have time to find the videos, or don´t know how to put the in 
Frasier: I know what you think about everything. When was the last time you had an unexpressed thought?
Niles: I'm having one now.
FRASIER
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nunc est bibendum |
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| Norlander | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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From Friends 3x02:
Ross: You never look. You just answer. It's just a reflex.
"Do I look fat?" Nooo!
"Is she prettier than I am?" Noooo!
"Does size matter?"
Rachel: Noooo!
Ross: And it works both ways.
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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Sheldon: No no let me do the math for you. This car weighs, let's say 4000 lbs, now add 140 for me, 120 for you.
Penny: 120?!?
Sheldon: Oh I'm sorry. Did I insult you. Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?
Penny: Umm yeah!
Sheldon: Interesting...
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
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"Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport."
- Lord Melchett to Edmund Blackadder.
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith |
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| Vuzman | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Vuzman | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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It's moo!
(embeddable and with Rachel's reaction)
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Yutani | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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Frasier fumes at the thought that Kate's behaviour could just be that of a femme fatale
Daphne: It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.
Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Vuzman | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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When I kill her, I'll have her
Die white girls, die white girls |
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| Jogvanth | RE: Sitcom quotes |
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No decision is so fine as to not bind us to its consequences.
No consequence is so unexpected as to absolve us of our decisions.
Not even death.
-R. Scott Bakker. 'The Prince of Nothing' |
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